"Rise and shine, Maki, and I'll tell you the funniest story I know! Y'know how they call me Brown? It's a nickname I picked up in middle school...

People think it's about my brown hair... But really... it's 'cause I crapped myself.

See? Isn't that funny? Man, it was embarrassing...

I spent most of middle school as the butt of every joke in the class... So when I got to high school, I did my best to act like Mr. Cool...

But I was lying to myself all the time.

No more, though. I realize how dumb I was being from watching you... So there it is. Now c'mon... give us a smile"